The aftermath

Bloody hell my head hurt at 7.10AM this morning...

What the fuck happened? I knew I had to leave at 11:30 as I couldn't see anymore, here is a serious piece of advice to ANYONE....

If you are going to only eat once and then drink a bottle of JD and 9 beers by yourself make sure that you hide the 'special' cigarette tin BEFORE you start as the minute to start to whack into it things end up in super spin-o-vision.

I think a good time was had by all - particularly Jack....

Last Update - I am pissed now

9 beers and most if the bottle of JD later and I am done.

UGVX.com kicked ass by the way
It was great - I got laid!!!

The wife has gone - It's time to preapre

Before



After



I am teh pissed already - I hope I'm not an anoying cunt

Ode to love

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; except Zedders
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in ugvx now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any spea
That fought with us upon a pissed-up Saturday night.

7pm update

The moment of truth

Er....

That will be at least 5 units of alcohol and I haven't turned on the box yet...

Additionally I recommend drinking some beer BEFORE Jack Daniels as it really is not that nice as the first drink of the day

Let the drinking commence

It's date night!!!!

See first thing I did was cut myself, so when I am rubbish later I have an excuse (no matter how lame)



Shopping is normally rubbish, but not today!!!!!



See it's on special. TONIGHT IS DESTINY



Sell me my shopping bitch!



Now I am ready for action!



It is important to eat before setting out on an all dayer. I am having curry cos the wife hates it and she is at work. HAHA.



Best Live Headset holder EVARRRR!

Oooh, I'm getting butterflies!!